How can you tell when you've got cum fever . . . If you're in the computer laboratory at the university and you can't keep your fingers on the computer mouse. Instead, you grab the closest thing that looks like a mouse--a penis . . . Or when you can't sit still in class without getting your hands on a piece of raw human flesh, the kind that will explode (under the right cirCUMstances) at the mere sight of a warm, wet pussy . . . Or when you're in the boudoir and your partner is otherwise detained, so you begin the party without him. Once he arrives, it's time to begin priming the pump for that all-important nectar which you crave so much. Cum on in, big fella!